you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.
"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."
by Sparky1992 May 09, 2025
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Your Pants

Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.

Or what you take off during sex
by jenkins the man the myth January 02, 2023
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This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
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