A middle aged man posing as a straight male and even living with his wife and kids but is secretly a faggot. They are usually stuck with old habits such as 80's music(George Michael), are sporting a skullett and of course a hat to cover the bald spot and are obsessed with Cher and Tammy Wynette, not to mention forcing his daughters to dress up as them as they are growing up, scarring them for life to fulfill his own sick fantacies of wanting to be the one dressed up. Their transportation is usually an old camaro. They kill small animals to fulfill the complete emptiness inside them that will never amount to anything. As they age their lack of hiding the fact that they are a complete homosexual becomes obvious to everyone around them including their scarred adolescent daughter, with 2 and 3 hour phone calls to their boyfrind as the pain pills they are taking masks their ability to hide or ever care who hears them talking about taking loads in the ass and in the mouth but in their eyes, once off their high, are still living the fake life of a straight man.
"Look at that Tinky Winky! His wife didn't wash the dishes right..oh no, he's hosing her down with mustard right in front of his young daughters and sending her away crying into the bedroom."
by karter_619 March 27, 2009
Get the Tinky Winkymug. Twatrag! I told you not to lean forward! Now you gotta live with that winky face the rest of your life..
by Larebear August 10, 2005
Get the winky facemug. by venge April 8, 2003
Get the capt winkymug. 
by Bignosepothead January 31, 2009
Get the Minky Winkymug. Its what you have to do to train your girl to become a anal master, you gotta finger her with 2 in the pink and one in the stink and that one is the be the pinky.
by Pinky Winky creator April 8, 2020
Get the Pinky Winkymug. by Mikah_Down_Unda February 20, 2018
Get the winky popmug.