wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.

I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.

by Lele4789 October 11, 2015

Norms' WiFi

When your WiFi is absolute dogshit and cannot play videogames without zipping everywhere, as if you were in Norms ordering a Gobble Gobble Bigger Better Breakfast while playing videogames.

Man1: Fuck dude this stupid baby Wraith downed me again!
Man2: ahahaha you have Norms' WiFi fuckface.

by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020

Wifi Williams

the act of committing suicide via hanging one self on live feed.

Marv was so upset that Susan left him that he pulled a Wifi Williams.

by Pope$layer April 2, 2017

LSC WIFI

LSC WIFI is something more la

Which WiFi can control kids gaming time ?

just use LSC WiFi, it close automatically if anyone tying to play games

by squatting parrot October 19, 2021

wifi thot

Someone who do all they can to get wifi

Since it aint no wifi im finna go to mc.donalds. Girrll You A Wifi thot ...

by FammGirll December 25, 2015

wifi walkabout

When you're outside weaving around, phone aloft, on a quest to find wifi.

Dang, my moms doesn't have wifi, so I had to go on a wifi walkabout.

by OllieOllieBoBollie January 10, 2020

Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.

Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T

by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021