Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi

"Kaden fix your hobbit wifi"

by No cake no cake August 7, 2020

Wifi Zelda

In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.

She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her

by Izyblandit April 27, 2021

Cox Wifi

An insult to when a person has a horrible internet/service provider.

The call must've dropped, I don't know what happened.

"Oh you must have that cox WiFi."

by AquilaJDM March 22, 2021

WiFi fuckboy

A person that is not a member of the "nerd" group or friends with them, but as soon as they hear about the wifi password getting out, they proceed to befriend all the nerds just to get the password. Tends to not have good grades and spends most of class and free going on their phone. Wifi fuckboys are prevalent in schools that change their network passwords frequently, resulting in said fuckboys to constantly bug the nerds for new password. If you're a nerd you probably hate them because as soon as password changes, they wont leave you alone until they can get on the wifi again.

Jock 1: Yo, the wifi is down

jock 2: Go bug the nerds

nerd 1: Oh shit, here come the wifi fuckboys. Turn off your wifi so they can't see we have it

by Lifehacker May 1, 2016

WiFi Not Spot

A place where WiFi shouldn't be or isn't available. Like Church, jail, or the bathroom.

Before we begin todays prayer, will everybody please turn off their iPhones this is a WiFi Not Spot. Amen.

by R. Lovejoy January 24, 2012

Duke’s WiFi

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️

“ duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”

by Willy.kirbert May 14, 2021

Free wifi

A kind of wifi that helps fuck and lag ur device and eventually sucks the network.

Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem

Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT

IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T

by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021