Hobbit wifi

when one of your friends lives in hobbit land and they have booty ass wifi
by No cake no cake August 08, 2020
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WiFi fuckboy

A person that is not a member of the "nerd" group or friends with them, but as soon as they hear about the wifi password getting out, they proceed to befriend all the nerds just to get the password. Tends to not have good grades and spends most of class and free going on their phone. Wifi fuckboys are prevalent in schools that change their network passwords frequently, resulting in said fuckboys to constantly bug the nerds for new password. If you're a nerd you probably hate them because as soon as password changes, they wont leave you alone until they can get on the wifi again.
Jock 1: Yo, the wifi is down

jock 2: Go bug the nerds

nerd 1: Oh shit, here come the wifi fuckboys. Turn off your wifi so they can't see we have it
by Lifehacker January 20, 2016
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WiFi-walk

The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.
Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.
by Ega September 27, 2014
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WiFi Leach

A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.
WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
by Mississippi_Man1 December 30, 2017
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Duke’s WiFi

Dukes WiFi is terrible he says he has the best WiFi in LA but it’s a lie he has McDonald’s WiFi🤨⁉️
duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”
by Willy.kirbert May 15, 2021
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WiFi Boi

Someone who consistently talks about how good/bad their WiFi is either to sound superior or to be given attention.
Person 1 - “My wifi is now 100mbps”
Person 2 - “Fuck off wifi boi
by Wifiboi April 22, 2018
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Wifi Williams

the act of committing suicide via hanging one self on live feed.
Marv was so upset that Susan left him that he pulled a Wifi Williams.
by Pope$layer April 02, 2017
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