Vapor vaulting

Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.
Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."
by De la frookster September 07, 2014
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Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.
Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!
by Toner-D-Boner May 22, 2025
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underwear vapor

When your underwear is so old, it doesn't need to be thrown away, it just transmogrifies into underwear vapor and floats away.
"Billy's not wearing underwear". "Oh, he was, but it transmogrified into underwear vapor anjd now it's gone.
by The Dr. Bochaciac March 25, 2019
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Mercury Vapor

Mercury Vapor is a type of High Intensity Discharge Lighting. They are extremely reliable and can last upto 50 Years! They dont have the incredible color rendering Abilities of Metal Halide, or the Outstanding efficiency of HPS (High Pressure Sodium), which makes them the worst HID Light source out of the 3. These lamps were extremely popular back in the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s. They are being phased out but there are alot of them still out there, and you can still see them in streetlights, floodlights, and such.
Oh look dude, thats a 1000w Mercury Vapor Floodlight! And its Dayburning too!
by Valtteri Bottas 77 fan January 11, 2022
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Vaporizer

Having anal sex with Vicks vapo-rub when you're out of lube.
I ran out of KY jelly so I gave my wife a vaporizer. Our privates smell like Newports.
by Area 2, A crew December 09, 2017
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vaporized

a word that you say when you meet a friend who you haven't seen for a very long time.
Dude,haven't seen you for ages!You're like vaporized.
by little hulk January 01, 2007
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