kris moment

when you say something sexy

-*orangutan noises*
-that is such a kris moment

by punciskris January 6, 2022

Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis

striking young geezer, who has a particular talent for hitting pucks with sticks (wonder what else he does with them;)

has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here

came here on a lorry

solid builder

"that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis lad is a proper geezer seen him playing hockey with big man fish eyes ewan"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"

"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"

by BigManHarrigan October 12, 2020

Kris P

Crazy skinny kid who lives in Nanton rd and has never seen daylight

Holy fuck that kid is useless and fuckin yellow
Of course that’s Kris P

by A fuckin cunt October 1, 2019

Kris Vance

A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.

Kris vance the man, the legend.

by Shiiivvvvvyyyy October 7, 2019

Kris Gomez

A Cuban Not cockasian at all pretty dark just like his soul. He gets ugly named girls and the one for him is better. He is very awkward and sometimes deserves a slap and Richelleeeeeee is probably fat and ugly. Kris is also a baseball boy the ugliest of them all and he has a shrimp

That guy kris gomez is a hoe

by Haha croquetita the jodiste April 5, 2019

Being a Kris

Equivalent of being a Karen. The kind of person whose old, in their 60s, american and would argue with you because nobody in real life will pay them any mind so they think the virtual world as their outlet to cry over nothing aka ღ Kris ღ (kristhana).

- out of the blue -
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??

Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!

by Sellybou May 10, 2022

Kris out

1. To be overly irrational and emotional

2. Unstable and dangerous

“Whoa there little lady, don’t Kris out on me”

by Sufferinsilence March 10, 2021