A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt”
“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
by Katalyna October 08, 2021
Get the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt mug.Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular
Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
by Sanpelltello April 08, 2024
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Get the Thunder Cunt mug.The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable
There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.
The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.
The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.
Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*
Person 1: thank you so fucking much
Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*
Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
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*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
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