shanghai pacifier

When a slut is giving you head, put your thumbs on the corner of her eyes and move the skin to make the girl look Asian

I made that slut a shanghai pacifier last night.

by Dickpool69 November 23, 2016

shanghai wife

Good for business, bad for health.

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.

by Freindlysycophant November 30, 2017

Shanghai American School

stressed asian school. that is all you need to know.

very competitive and no takeout so this is not the place to be.

shanghai american school has no takeout delivery because it is very far away

by ewrw34534534 May 13, 2021

shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

Shanghai Surprise

When one of two people makes a fist, inserts the fist in the other persons ass, then opens their fist to make spirit fingers while hand is their ass.

'Christine was obsessed with anal sex, more so getting a 'Shanghai Surprise'"

by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016

Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.

P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.

by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016

Shanghai Snowday

The act of "sprinkling" or doing a line of cocaine off another partner's asshole, then they give you a rim job (i.e eats the booty).

Also known as A Rim Line, Salting the Rim, Columbian Margarita, and a Colombian Rim Job.

“She spread James’ ass cheeks apart…then sprinkled some coke along his rim, and then jammed her Latina friend’s face into his’ ass so they both could enjoy a Shanghai Snowday”.

by Freedom Ain’t Free January 28, 2023