lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

Lumpy Doo

A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.

Did you see that girl giving the speech she had a massive lumpy doo showing!

by Warning Guy May 19, 2021

Lumpy Garfields

Lady with Genital Warts

You went with Jennifer? Man, I heard she has a case of the Lumpy Garfields

by sittinherebored November 24, 2021

Bob lumpis

Bob lumpis is the most sexiest woman alive and has a very sexy brother Brandon

Bob lumpis is cool

by Olive lunetta February 8, 2021

Lumpy Idea

An idea that will probably work, despite it being batshit stupid.

"Are you an idiot? That's a lumpy idea."

"Yeah, so let's do it."

by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022

lumpy dumpling

The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.

Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.

Bro: I’ll get the takis

by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011