Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.

I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'

by MorgBorg February 11, 2024

Bourbon Creamer

A Massive Cock!

Kieran: "Alex? Are you hard right now?"
Josh: "Get your Bourbon Creamer out!"

Alex: "Wayyyy!"

by J0000shh May 16, 2022

Spicy Carolina Creamer

The act of inserting a Carolina Reaper into a womans pussy, and fucking her to completion. Then allow her to push the creamy treat into your mouth.

"I heard Johnny and Stacy had a very spicy night, He gave her a Spicy Carolina Creamer, now it burns when she pees."

by Bustyballbuster August 13, 2025

Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.

Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.

by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024

Creamer

A person who jizzes their pants when a new product comes out or a famous person is around

A bunch of creamers were lined up outside the Apple store to get the latest iPhone.

by ZoneDogg September 9, 2022

Torrington Creamers

The fat, obese, disgusting, poor, slutty sisters from Torrington Connecticut

Mhm mhm I gotta drop the Torrington Creamers off before I hop on COD

by 1mandp.com November 25, 2023