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the biggest chokers in history

Undoubtedly the '04 Yankees, characterized by such players as Slappy, Jason "Pumped-up-on-steroids" Giambi, and the Skeet covered Jeet
After almost swallowing several of their teammates cocks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, the '04 Yankees deserve the title, "the biggest chokers in history"
by jar March 11, 2005
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Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.
Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!
by Chubert October 25, 2010
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corn eyed bowl choker

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
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gold choker

Gold chokers generally mean prostution. Girls with gold chokers will exchange sexual pleasure for money.
Damn, you see that gold choker on her? I need run to the ATM real quick.
by JimmyChad July 12, 2017
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choker

when you attempt to take a blinker on a pen or vape but instead choke really fucking badly
"That bitch got weak ass lungs n she proved it with that choker!"
by step_mom_realness November 29, 2022
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Goat choker

Yo bro you got a goat choker
by American misfit April 3, 2022
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White Choker

When your partner is giving you a blowjob and you shove your dick down her throat and cum
"Did you have fun last night? , yea I gave my girlfriend a white choker"
by Undead assassin February 16, 2018
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