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big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga May 9, 2007
mugGet the big k car washmug.

Car Wash

When you get an actual car wash but as the car wash is washing your car you do coke.
Text from friend: car wash?
by CP Rails April 15, 2023
mugGet the Car Washmug.

Nottingham Car Wash

At a dogging site, a lady puts on a show and the watching gentlemen bukkake the windscreen.
"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"
"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"
by Bravo Tango March 16, 2025
mugGet the Nottingham Car Washmug.

New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.
I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.
by CSG Spender November 3, 2023
mugGet the New Orleans Car Washmug.

car wash fringe

The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.
When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!
by Kreme De Mentia July 1, 2011
mugGet the car wash fringemug.

car wash

This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.
Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 1, 2018
mugGet the car washmug.

Finnish Car Wash

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall
by running with freedom May 1, 2021
mugGet the Finnish Car Washmug.

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