Tourist dad

If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.
Think of tourist dad like an ocean.
by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 02, 2024
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Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)
Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!
by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020
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rage tourist

someone that gets angry about changes/new releases in a piece of media they never cared about
A :dude the new zelda game has a female lead ! i cant believe nintendo is feminist now
B : you never played a single zelda game ! stop being a rage tourist
by ligmaman223 June 19, 2024
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Gamer Tourist

Someone who only visits places in games
"Oh what a gamer tourist he is!" "I've never been to California, I'm more of a gamer tourist"
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Rear View Tourist

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009
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TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride and plenty of tadger experience and been to tadger town plenty when realistically they are the opposite and still a tourist of tadger town
Na she is all talk about her blowjobs she’s a tadger tourist
by December 11, 2020
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TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride And plenty of Tadger experience And is a local to Tadger town. when realistically they are the opposite . Inexperienced and still a tourist at tadger town
Uft her blowjobs are like she’s blending a smoothie at the the fuel bar she’s a tadger tourist
by December 11, 2020
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