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Tourist

Someone whos just bad at anything, like for example PUBG.
While you fight enemies, bro loots other dead guys that you fought previously
Man.. tourist move.

Stop being a tourist.

You are a tourist here so all good
by Seppuku_sensei May 13, 2022
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Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)
Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!
by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020
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Tourist Blueballs

The resulting feeling of annoyance and disappointment after building up excitement for a tourist attraction that didn't quite live up to the hype.
Sayer and Lauren experienced major tourist blueballs after a long walk to the Trevi fountain, finding only a construction site in its place.
by AnAmbiguousLawnChair May 14, 2015
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Tourist Season

A season in small ski-resort towns during which stupid foreigners fill the streets, lookin for things to spend far too much money on. Also known as a hunting season during which the stupid tourons are GAME.
Jen: "Oh Christ, its almost tourist season."
Jim: " Oop, better stock up on ammo and overpriced goods."
by ThatOneGuyWhoHatesYou January 29, 2010
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funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event
"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."
by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017
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tourist

travel as a tourist.
by Arminkshipper August 10, 2024
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Extra-Solar-Tourist

Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.

No one from Earth has achieved this yet.
The Extra-Solar-Tourists decided to invade Earth and enslave the population for the fun of it.
by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021
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