Subway Pants

The pants you wear on the subway that your crazy friend makes you take off before sitting on their bed.

" take off those subway pants before you sit on my bed"

by Nopants1234786 August 16, 2017

Reverse Subway

A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).

Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.

by Bradaz - Article April 17, 2023

subway performance

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small

"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"

by Datdogtho September 1, 2018

subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.

"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
Japan Japanese subway smashers little old Japanese ladies ShinjukuShinjuku Station

by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009

Subway Splash

A high speed diarrhea event, which upon hitting the water, splashes all over your buttockal area, much like the graffiti that is splashed throughout the subway.

If Bob had not decided against adding crackers to his jabenero chili, he may have avoided the Subway Splash.

by TheSein September 13, 2011

Subway University

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.

Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.

by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020

subway face

A typical new yorker face waiting for subway to come at early monday morning. Weary, tensed, pale, restlessness, stressed like black hole is just about to swallow our galaxy.

Guy 1: Dude look at that arse?

Guy 2: Subway face's killin' it.

by gjncp May 23, 2016