scoot stick

Something to move the mound when your port-o-potty is too full.

I think somebody is trying to hand me the wrong end of the scoot stick.

by arch delux March 19, 2011

Scoot Job

If you have to ask you can't handle it.

Ben Jackson gives the worlds best scoot job.

by scootjob223 September 10, 2011

shoot & scoot

shoot and scoot means for a guy to have a cumgasm in another dude's mouth or asshole and then leave. abruptly.

I was in a hurry this morning in the cadet showers, so I just had to shoot & scoot!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

jersey scoot

to make a left turn as soon as the light turns green, cutting off a person moving forward in the opposite direction. specifically in new jersey.

Sheila got arrested for doing the jersey scoot when she was on vacation in vermont.

by 84u65098279032 April 07, 2009

scoot ass

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.

Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.

by Bastard December 01, 2002

g scoot

n. weed. and it don't matter what kind. shwag to dank that shit is g scoot.

v. to smoke weed

n. "yo' man you holdin' that g scoot? william holden come to the party?"

v. "god damn it all, i gots to g scoot tonight!"

by MC ESHR October 26, 2006

poop scoot

N: when people like kyle wipe the leftover remnants from betwinxt their buttox from back to front (rump to bump).

kyle: you guys don't wipe back to front?
everyone: no kyle, we're not poop scooters.

by t-biz and biddy blakk October 27, 2008