hummer rimmer reach around: the nearly impossible act of giving someone a blow job, rim job and hand job all at the same time. Anything is possible!
"so i thought she was just going to play the ol'trombone last night but instead she went above and beyond and gave me a hummer rimmer reach around!!!"
by melody trapper May 27, 2011
Get the Hummer rimmer reach aroundmug. When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.
Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!
Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!
Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!
by Jawz CrankShoot July 25, 2012
Get the Irish Reach-Aroundmug. When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!
by Nesta22 June 20, 2010
Get the Christina Ricci Reach Aroundmug. Reach around the park bench is when you are with your wife and stepdaughter, evey one is excited about cooking out the burgers and Big sausages,Mom is slapping burgers on the hot grill While you are slapping little Betty's tight ass while slipping Your Big Sausage in little BETTY'S tight pussy
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
Get the reach around the park benchmug. The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.
1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.
by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009
Get the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Aroundmug. While one person, usually someone of higher significance of the other, is making copies (or faxing documents), a subordinate comes from behind to acquire favoritism by providing digital stimulation from within the pocket of the copy maker.
Make copies in the billing department, especially if you're a supervisor! You can get your faxes done, a reach around at the copy machine AND a happy ending!
by superlluclkycat January 13, 2009
Get the Reach around at the copy machinemug. The act of getting pegged by your girl while she reaches around and jerks you off with a rusty set of grill tongs.
by Lickalottapuss88 February 2, 2022
Get the Rusty Krusty crab reach aroundmug.