by Girl0712 November 2, 2020
Get the Percymug. The Penis Song, by Eric Idle
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
by Marc Country June 5, 2024
Get the Percymug. cautious! highly contagious - they are infected by the sassy man apocalypse. percys are filled with sass and addicted to bullying. beware they might as for a kiss as a bait to turn u into a percy.
by meowymeowhiss August 26, 2023
Get the percymug. a very unholy thing, not only does it look unholy, it is a sleep paralysis demon that can cause all sorts of nightmares.
by Hxruka July 23, 2023
Get the Percy Pillowmug. Percy is a nice friend. They are very funny. Very fun. And a good person too have around. They are also very fun too do all nighters with. Maybe u should consider getting a friend like Percy👩 🦲👍 o
“Stan bts and Percy”-me
by Vee💪😹 July 10, 2021
Get the Percymug. 
by imgonnaslytherinyourdms January 7, 2021
Get the Percymug.