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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)
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gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.
He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'
by phoenix steel March 10, 2008
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Gravel

Person 1: Hey dude, are you Hispanic?
Person 2: Yes.
Person. 1: Good, I will you "Gravel"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles. January 4, 2025
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Gravel

When the dick is so hard and big that it won't fit.
Physiologist : So you had sex last night? describe how that felt. Girl : His dick was gravel.
by Dirtygirl101 April 20, 2020
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Gravel Scrabble

Eating a girl out while she’s driving. Usually involving spelling words out with your tongue on her vag while she operates a motor vehicle.
Damn I just played gravel scrabble with that Pi Phi who got a dui. I can’t believe I’m still alive.
by Ya boy skinny peen October 6, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...
mugGet the El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...mug.

gravel bucket

Pertaining to a particularly toothy/rough/bony-throated blowjob, ultimately resulting in excruciating pain, bruising, and potential scratches/cuts to one's member
Last night was horrible... I feel like I got raped by a gravel bucket!
by losingfaith March 26, 2011
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