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Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
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Get your stats up

term used when a friend/acquaintance/colleague shows no knowledge or understanding of a topic of interest.
You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"

Friend: "He got traded again?"

You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."

Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."

You: "......"
by Underdog46 November 7, 2010
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Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats
by aucdan July 30, 2022
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beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.
me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!
by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008
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stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
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stat fag

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
by usuck2 June 9, 2012
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Stat-ensitive

Understanding and reading statistics, but refusing to acknowledge them due to a biased opinion.
Braman is stat-ensitive.
by Yungblood20 October 22, 2023
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