Smuggins

Some one who is smug and a muggins at the same time

"My sister is such a Smuggins"

by Jimpersonguy September 5, 2009

smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014

smiggling

To be doing something in an aimless semi interested manner.

I was just smiggling around in the garden befor work. Or I was smiggling around the shops not buying anything.

by Phil Butt November 6, 2006

smuggling tic tacs

to have hard nips when you are an immigrant

Hey (insert name)...are u smuggling tic tacs?....U know that's actually funny b/c ur an immigrant

by Missy and Melissa December 12, 2004

Peanut smuggling

the act of smuggling peanuts.

"dude, i just came back from a peanut farm, and i did some mad peanut smuggling, yo. YEAH!"

by grand master peanut August 28, 2006

smuggling ham

When a female and male have sex, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man's penis and remains inside the woman's vagina. This forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. The resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a "bone".

Mike and Tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in Jason's apartment, and he tried to pull off using Magnums on his meat stick. They were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and Tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. I saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. Wonder if it's triplets?

by Ole Skool 74 November 28, 2011

Smuggling yo yo's

Male version of camel toe.

Dude's pants were so tight he was smuggling yo yo's

by Dick "the cheeseman" Pounder August 12, 2008