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Skarthritis

1. The specific joint pain, stiffness, or inflammation in the wrists, fingers, or knees resulting from years of playing or dancing to Ska, Punk, or Reggae.

2. A condition commonly found in guitarists and bassists who use aggressive, repetitive up-strokes (skanking) or horn players who have spent decades in loud, high-energy brass sections.
Example: "I've been playing the tenor sax in three different ska bands since the 90s, and now my left hand is flared up with a serious case of skarthritis."
Skarthritis by Skankyelbow May 6, 2026
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