Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god

A bop to when you really want to feel like you cleansed the dishes harder than Hitler and his jews. It also has a fire beat, LIKE ITS FIRE

Chad: Serbian artillery is led by the hand of god
Incel: NO ITS NOT POSSIBLE THE USA HAS BETTER ARTILLERY
Chad: but it says here in this song. and besides Serbia had a budget,while the USA spends so much
Incel, humbled: ok

by Bosnian artillery April 7, 2021

Serbian electrode

It involves 3, sometimes 4 people depending on how experienced you are. One male stands in front of a power outlet with his pants down, and an unfolded paperclip halfway up his penis hole. Then the male sticks his fist up a skinny persons anus (the negative) and his other fist up a fat persons anus (the positive. Either with help from a 4th person or by your self. Stick the other end of the unfolded paper clip into the power outlet. If done correctly, the positive and the negative may nut/squirt simultaneously.

Person 1: “yo, you wanna go make a Serbian electrode?”
Person 2: “yeah bro, that’d be sick. But we need one other person to be the positive”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 4, 2025

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Serbian

People that like to steal countries etc.

Serbians like to steal land from Albanians/illyrians

by Kosovo is Albania December 21, 2021

Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum/ Testicles To the point they Ejaculate.

Hey Karen!

Yes?

I'm gonna Serbian Ballsack Clench!

I didn't need to know that Jerome.

by misinformationspreader3000 June 28, 2024

Serbian Grip

A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.

Jacob reached copper gooner yesterday on Jerkmate ranked using the Serbian Grip.

by Bread Butterer February 3, 2025

Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024