My simpies

My sympathies but ur stoned

"Owch, I stubbed my toe!"

" My simpies dude"

by Jennyfish February 9, 2024

Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

Volte Sempre

1. Saudação obrigatória entre eurofederalistas em Portugal, devido ao nome do partido Volt.
2. Nome dos encontros regulares do Volt Portugal: Volt Sempre Às Quintas / Sextas.

- Adorei conhecer-vos, ainda bem que há pessoas inovadoras e preocupadas na política. Viva a Europa!
- O prazer foi nosso, Volte Sempre!

by Lexi__ June 2, 2024

El Serpiente

Cobra Kai kid thats rlly good at karate

Me: Who are you?
Miguel Diaz: I am... El Serpiente

by Sensei keyboardcombination-san January 25, 2025

Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025