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Armchair Rockstar

Someone judging another person and saying they can do such a better job, just cause their trying to be cool and hide what their really thinking and feeling.
Armchair Quarterback.
He/she sit's in a chair and tells the quarter back on TV what to do cause he/she thinks they can do a better job..
Just a different meaning behind Armchair Rockstar
by ladeedaahh March 22, 2011
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Rockstar Programmer

A computer programmer with such strong skills and so much specific experience that they are the equivalent of a rock star in the domain of software. Many people play guitar pretty well, but only a few become rock stars. These programmers can develop more software than 5 - 10 newly hired regular programmers because they know what needs to be done and how to do it. They also might set the architecture of the product that dozens will build upon. Usually associated with dot com websites.
Jeff was the guy behind ebay.com He's a rockstar programmer.
by ChrisTTT April 5, 2010
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Priceless Rockstar

When Zach Price chooses the best energy drink in the world over you. ROCKSTAT ENERGY. Because no one can compare to a Rockstar Energy Drink.
by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010
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rockstar bonnie

A bunny that's gay for a bear and fox and will kill you if you don't find his guitar
Hello Im rockstar bonnie hand over the guitar bit-
by Roockstarbonniemybelove June 24, 2022
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Rockstar Games

Rockstar Games is a game developing company which focuses on "freeroam" style gaming. They try to capitalize on just how much you can do in a game while still boring you and all your friends so much that you're going to want to go outside and find something to do.
Oh you want to rob a store? GO FOR IT! But best believe the entire US Military and some are gonna be there to chase you down.

Getting beat up by someone on the street? PUNCH BACK! But wait, there the ENTIRETY OF THE US MILITARY IS AGAIN.
Oh, ok, you're gonna fight other players? Cool! Have fun with no skill auto aim to the head, styled fights. Oh and did i mention you get absolutely nothing from it either? What a steal!
In the end, if you want a game that provides you with the possibility of endless opportunity but somehow just gives nothing, Rockstar Games is the company for you.
Mother 1: "My little Jimmy hasnt stepped foot outside his room in 8 days, it's all that stupid playboxes fault!"

Mother 2: I have the perfect remedy for that, just buy him a game made by Rockstar Games. I bought little Johnny one and he hasnt come HOME for 8 days!"
by Shpoopid November 16, 2019
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Girl rockstar

A girl that never gaf , do what she want’s , get MONEY $ & live her life also she can careless about a BROKE BOY !
I ain’t never needed a Nigga for nuthin I get ma own money that’s why they call me girl rockstar
by Rockstar herself June 21, 2021
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Rockstar Dysmorphia

One with exceedingly capable Rockstar energy and abilities, who does not recognise this within themselves.

Cure: just grow up and admit it
Common side effects: overwhelming modesty, increased desire for snacks
Rare side effects: bad knees
Sue: "You know that guy, Darren or something like that? Yeah he has Rockstar Dysmorphia apparently"
Tony: "Who?"
Sue: "For fuck sake Tony you never listen to a word I say. This is why I'm divorcing you"
by actual rockstar December 20, 2022
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