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Catch and Release

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob, catches the cum, then immediately spits it out, releasing it.
My girl won't swallow when she gives a blow job. She is a catch and release type girl.
by terribleswift65 April 19, 2009
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Release the Kraken

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.
Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"
by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011
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Proper release

Lightly squeezing the tip of the penis in rapid succession with the thumb and index finger while experiencing an orgasm so the penis can experience a "proper" evacuation of the sperm and reaching the peak of the orgasm.
by Samurai Cheezus May 3, 2009
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sweet release

when you have gas but are unable to pass it due to being with the opposite sex for an extended period of time. when alone you partake in passing gas. typically more to release than just one fart.
John: dude that fart was nasty long!

Steve: yea I've been with Jessica all day and i finally got my sweet release.
by Herbs and Dictionary November 22, 2011
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Release The Kraken

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.
by The Zohon January 4, 2015
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releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out
Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?
by Scaryboi March 12, 2020
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released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015
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