pwned

When a cell phone company tells you one thing but then does another....you get pwned!

Ives: "Are you sure this won't extend my contract?"

CELL PHONE CO. : "Yes, we are positive." (secretly grinning)

Ives: "Ok great, lets do it!"

CELL PHONE CO. : (a week later) "Here's your newly extended 3 year contract. Hope you like it! By the way, you just got pwned!"

Ives: "Bullshit!"

by Dark Agent 1024 March 24, 2010

pwned

also known as power owned

judd was pwned by powers

by sampsonizzle July 08, 2006

pwned

a) getting massively fucked over by an opponent (PvP)
b) getting massively fucked over by a large group of enemies(gang-pwned)
"pwn" no longer applies only to the world of online gaming. it can also be used in place of other words such as burn to indicate a particularly good insult.

a) a_gaybarb was slain by Ham-Dizzle
Ham-Dizzle: pwned.
b) Cliathfain was slain by Minion of Destruction
Cliathfain: gang-pwned :(
c)"stfu you needle-dicked child molester"
Friends: "pwned!"

by Jobohimself May 29, 2004

pwned

To own someone so bad that somone had to make a word thats means owning that person to the max.

I pwned joo like a red headed step child.

by Candy Man pwnz joo July 08, 2003

pwned

To be owned. This includes but is not limited to being told off, embarrassed, made fun of, etc.,

"Did you see that? He just got sooo pwned."
"I pwn you."

by AudreyPwns December 22, 2007

pwned

FOR STARTERS it was actually a term originated from FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS IT WAS NOT A MISTAKE it stands for pistol owned such as when the use of a more powerful weapon is available and far more efficient but instead someone uses the weakest weapon a pistol and kills u when u are using a far better weapon in EX:
Player1 Killed Player 2 with Pistol

Player1: HAHAH PWNED

EX:
Player1 Killed Player 2 with Pistol

Player1: HAHAH PWNED

by Meatwad70587 September 18, 2011

pwned

see pwned.nl for the video

pwned.nl is a funny video

by J MAC March 22, 2005