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Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
by Clark408 September 29, 2020
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Pertacia Skertacia

A minor ( mostly female ) who is an icon. Plays basketball and loves lovely peaches. Is a barbz and will not hesitate to spray barbz pefume in anyones eyes.

Afraid of : Figures of Authority such as "Brunos" "Yogis" and "Jans"
Did you see pertacia skertacia? She nailed the bitch between the eyes with her nicki minaj barbz spray
by sluttacia January 24, 2021
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Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021
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puerca

fucken pig, slut or just plain dirty..
damn! Ally you are a fucken puerca!!!
by Rob J July 3, 2005
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Puertominican

a person that is half peurtorican and half dominican.
I got a date with this beautiful girl later. Shes puertominican with a gorgous ass, awesome tits and beautiful smile.

that puertominican stole my bike

i love puertominican women
by Dr. Gonzales of the center for November 25, 2011
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Puerto rican thunder

Ray naverez jr
by Zaxbys Kingfish June 29, 2013
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Puerto Rican

A person born in the island of Puerto Rico. Puerto Ricans born in the island on or after January 13, 1941 are born US citizens. Those born before that date but on or after April 11, 1899 were granted US citizenship by the Jones-Shafrat Act of 1917.

Many people who were not born in the island, feel or consider themselves Puerto Ricans because one or both of their parents were born there.
Puertoriqueño-Puerto Rican
by Salero21 May 11, 2009
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