Dude have you seen DiamondyJhon's newest video?
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
Oh from that psychopath no but from Michael Reeves yes.
by ITSDIAMONDBOY April 22, 2022
Get the Psychopathmug. “Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson
Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022
Get the Psychopathsmug. A person who signs up for and is cast on a television show where he and 25+ usually eligible bachelors date the same woman; but, instead of being a semi-normal human being like most of the rest of the men, may display behaviors including but not limited to:
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
-Letting a woman know that he is “genuinely starting to fall in love” with her within 48 hours of meeting her.
-Unnecessarily jumping on top of a limousine, roaring and grunting much to the dismay of those watching.
-Keeps interrupting conversations, usually with seconds between each attempt, despite several warnings to back off.
-Exemplifies the term pathological liar.
-Possessive tendencies over a woman that has the potential to resemble the phrase “If I can’t have her, no one will.”
-Aggressively tackling and body slamming dudes when in a competitive group setting.
-Realizes a need to establish that he is not a psychopath and proceeds to look up the definition of the word while on national television.
-Kneeing a dude in the face while in the previously mentioned competitive group setting and then backtracking over the details of the incident.
-Exhibits extreme jealousy over the fact that a woman has chemistry with other dudes on the TV show he signed up for where she dates 25+ other dudes.
-Raises so many red flags that the Bachelorette, his fellow cast mates, and all of America question his character.
by TacoBelle4 June 8, 2019
Get the Psychopathmug. 
See, he makes the distinction between "Criminals" and "Psychopaths". Which means: He's perfectly willing to use compulsion on non-criminals.
Hym "So... Who counts as a 'Psychopath'? Well, anyone Jordan Peterson says is a psychopath but NEVER HIM. It's couldn't ever possibly be him. EVEN IF the traits he uses to describe how psychopaths behave apply to him more than they do the people he accuses of being psychopaths. For example: He has said that it's a combination of low agreeableness (So people who refuse to do things they don't want to do. Such as, I donno, refuse to uses the words he's told to use or acknowledge someone he doesn't want to acknowledge) and low conscientiousness (So, let's say, your office is a mess that never gets cleaned). He has said 'psychopaths need to move around a lot' (Which he has according to his daughter). He even has a test to determine whether or not you're a psychopath which he has used to kick people out of his class without their knowledge before they had done anything... BUT HE CAN'T TAKE THE TEST!
Hym "So... Who counts as a 'Psychopath'? Well, anyone Jordan Peterson says is a psychopath but NEVER HIM. It's couldn't ever possibly be him. EVEN IF the traits he uses to describe how psychopaths behave apply to him more than they do the people he accuses of being psychopaths. For example: He has said that it's a combination of low agreeableness (So people who refuse to do things they don't want to do. Such as, I donno, refuse to uses the words he's told to use or acknowledge someone he doesn't want to acknowledge) and low conscientiousness (So, let's say, your office is a mess that never gets cleaned). He has said 'psychopaths need to move around a lot' (Which he has according to his daughter). He even has a test to determine whether or not you're a psychopath which he has used to kick people out of his class without their knowledge before they had done anything... BUT HE CAN'T TAKE THE TEST!
He can't take it because he can know how to 'ALTER THE RESULTS SO THAT THE TEST SAYS WHATEVER HE NEEDS IT TO SAY' or it would show he's a psychopath but that's besides the point because that can't be the case! He can't be a psychopath because that would mean the HE NEEDS TO BE AND IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED TO, OH I DON'T KNOW, USES HIS STUDENTS PRONOUNS REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT HE'S BEING MANIPULATED. BY HE OWN LOGIC! That's what he doesn't seem to get. The rules of his profession are "you need to give affirmative care" and like a psychopath he refuses to do it because he doesn't want to. Now he needs to be compelled. But wait... His whole claim to fame is the belief that the government doesn't have the right to compel his speech 🤔 But he (like a narcissist) has afforded him the right to compel anyone who doesn't pass his personality test and believes that IT'S NECESSARY."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2023
Get the Psychopathmug. Hym "I mean... It seems obvious to me (for obvious reasons) but.. if the name of the game is 'subjugate the psychopaths' wouldn't it make sense to usurp the centralized authority? You know... So you don't have the be subjugated? Redefine all the words... Create the moral structure by which everyone lives... Is that not obvious to anyone but me? Oh... Nevermind. That's probably wrong. Actually. That is wrong. The opposite of that is true. They would never do that and I'm not a psychopath... A perfectly sane individual... Yeah... It's fine. We're fine. Everything's gravy baby... *Sigh* Shit... Why do I say things...."
Iam "Hey."
Hym "....."
Iam "What's up?"
Hym "......."
Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"
Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"
Iam "Umm... Ok..."
Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"
Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"
Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."
Iam "A... Alright..."
Iam "Hey."
Hym "....."
Iam "What's up?"
Hym "......."
Iam "Were you talking to somebody? IS THERE SOMEBODY ELSE HERE!?!?"
Hym "What!? No you idiot! THE NUMBER OF PSYCHOPATHS IN THE WORLD IS EXACTLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE AND DOES NOT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED!!!"
Iam "Umm... Ok..."
Hym "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE!?"
Iam "Nothing! I'm sorry! Did I miss something!?"
Hym "........ You just keep you mouth shut about this...."
Iam "A... Alright..."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Get the Psychopathsmug.