pretendicus

FAKE WEED is referred to as pretendicus

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by fake rap gangster mother fuckers October 23, 2006

Preteentious

noun; adjective: Pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn't "get it."

Dad A: I had to go see Les Mis again. Five times, now.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.

by Karaoke Joe April 6, 2013

Pretensivist

A hospitalist who pretends to be, or thinks he/she is an intensivist.

A lot of hospitalists became pretensivists during the pandemic.

That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.

The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.

by Zero_peep_guy February 24, 2022

Pretensivist

A hospitalist or non-critical care physician who pretends to be, or thinks he/she is an intensivist.

A lot of hospitalists became pretensivists during the pandemic.

That hospitalist tried to intubate some lady with a UTI the other day; what a pretensivist.

The pretensivist trying to place central lines? We’ll allow it.

Why doesn’t that pretensivist just do a critical care fellowship? No? Too scared of crashing patients.

by Zero_peep_guy February 24, 2022