American Portion

American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.

"Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke"

by MKRandall February 9, 2017

Bristol portions

A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"

by Random Hero November 7, 2019

Last Portion Syndrome

A temporary form of anxiety widely reported by chefs and catering staff who witness it every day. It concerns the dilemma faced by a customer visiting a hot buffet table and noticing that the item he wishes to purchase is the very last portion in a tray. Thus the dilemma. Does he wait longingly for the item to be replaced with a fresh batch or does he choose something else? Whatever becomes of the last portion.............?

Hey Tony ,check out the long face on that dude at the counter. Looks like LPS to me, yes I diagnose Last Portion Syndrome.

by IAIN_D October 13, 2020

packs and potions

CAN SOMEONE PLZZZ TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!

GoTtA mIx ThEsE pAcKs AnD pOtIoNs

by urmumisinacoffin March 2, 2022

Potonion

(Put-un-ion) Stank-ass body oder. If a rotten potato sleeps with an onion...

When you work all day in the sun while wearing a turtle neck, then you take it off and your friends run....You smell like a potonion....or a Russian.

by thelittleton... October 4, 2008

Portion

Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.

I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion.

by recruitingofficer October 7, 2005

Ponion

Ponion
Noun
A ponion is both a potato and an onion.

John: UGHHHH!! My face looks like a potato and an onion!
Harry: Ooh so you're a ponion?

by That Emo Kid June 28, 2016