porchmonkey 

a significant other, girlfriend/ boyfriend, spouse, lover

how was your day my little porchmonkey?

porchmonkey by porchape March 31, 2010

porchmoney 

a prostitue.

john's such a porchmoney!

porchmoney by cbright13 August 30, 2010

porchmonkey 

anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !

ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !

porchmonkey by honeypot July 27, 2006

Alaskan porchmonkey 

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

Alaskan porchmonkey by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

monkey pooch 

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.

"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."

"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"

"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."

"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."

monkey pooch by Mattrick McKennedy August 7, 2006

Monkey Pouch 

1.Can be used in many situations as an insult. Not very dirty or vulgar but gets the point across.
2.Also can be used as a substitute of vagina. Can even be used around kids.
3.In very rare cases a purse like object used by monkeys to store food and such.

1.drunk guy 1 "man i don't wanna do 12 shots in a row"

drunk guy 2 "quit being a monkey pouch and grow a pair"

2. *lady bends over to grab something

guy "yo i just saw her monkey pouch!"

3. "i just saw a monkey carrying a pouch....a monkey pouch?"

Monkey Pouch by creepy eye clown July 7, 2011