Granny-Shagger

British term for a young man who likes to have sex with older women. Usually a woman old enough to be his Mother or Grandmother.

"Jeremy, you're 19, and you're girlfriend is 52. You are nothing but a granny-shagger."

by Terrific2 May 9, 2018

Gries-Granny

(pronounced "grease granny")
An elderly female person who lost the ability to smile and really brings down the people around her. Like a sourpussy, only older.

Descends of the acient german word "Griesgram" which is the exact translation of gries-granny but can be used for both males and females.

Darling, please don't invite your mother over for christmas, she's such a gries-granny! I really hate being around her, makes me wanna kill myself!

by Krassner December 15, 2009

Granny Hair

That one elusive dark hair on a girl's chin that immediately makes her look like a TROLL.

'Oh my god I found a granny hair this morning, I nearly died from horror.'

by GrandmaTroll April 9, 2009

Granny 500

Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.

I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.

by Gollum June 19, 2007

Grannie Panties

Female underwear that is oversized, loose, and/or 1930's underwear, much like the tighty whities for the guys. i is unattractive and not cool

Alisha's ass looks funny in those Grannie Panties

by Tim V. January 2, 2008

granny basher

A bicycle of a certain style usually made pre-1990, with thin wheels and a thin frame. They are usually found or stolen rather than bought and are often a mismatch of numerous bikes to create the optimum level of comfort and speed. Most are now found through hard-rubbish collection or at dumps and ridden by young folk.

"You should see the granny basher I picked up yesterday, it is heaps good"

"Fuck dude, you really have to stop thrashing that granny basher so hard, hard-rubbish isnt until October"

by samueljay March 4, 2009

Granny Ass

Granny ass - One with a severe absense of "Junk In That Trunk". It can often be traced back to the looks of an elderly womans hind quarters which may be flat and not what might be reffered to as "eye candy".

Man Steves new girlfriend has real granny ass.

by J.A.G. January 1, 2006