Relationship Goals

A flipagram on social media that shows two hoodrats holding each other's crotches and flaunting around drug money saying they want matching Bentley's and Jordan's with sayings like "When bae becomes wife" with a Chris Brown song playing in the background.
OMG bae! Kim and Kanye are relationship goals fr fr!
by ctrey97 April 09, 2015
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Couple Goals

Oh my goodness, Courtney and Eloise are such couple goals
by QueendomAppreciation June 04, 2020
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Relationship Goals

"I wish our relationship was like Grace and Dylan's, they're relationship goals!"
by Dylboy11 November 24, 2015
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field goal

When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights
Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night"
steve " what are you talking about there wasent even a game on last night?"
Dave " no man im talking about your sister, i gave that bitch the fieldgoal last night"

or

"man i hit a field goal from that hoes dresser all the way to the other side of the bed, it was at least a 60 yarder"
by Random_989 November 09, 2007
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Field Goal

Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate.
Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.
by psychosquid January 20, 2012
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Goal Digger

Someone who digs for goals without being a gold digger.
Arieann: Sam you're such a gold digger!
Sam: No, I'm a GOAL digger!
by SmdYouWhore January 03, 2015
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Goal Keeper

A perpectual and never ending cock blocking. A cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. Someone that blocks vagina that isn't his in the first place.
"Everytime with go out to the club, my Goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!"
"... Hatin' ass niggas be baller blockin', acting like some Goal keepers." -Lil' Wayne
by Isavage August 23, 2011
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