Oklahoma McSally

The practice of procuring a filet-o-fish (fish sandwich) from McDonalds and proceeding to give oneself a reach-around within the state of Oklahoma. Reach-around enthusiasts world wide still engage in heated reach around orgies and debate in what came first the Oklahoma McSally or the Texas Two Step.

Chad was pumped for his fishy Friday night. With a quick pass through the drive-thru, Chad had his hand on his hot date and was set for the Oklahoma McSally of a lifetime.

by IzicHaze February 11, 2010

oklahoma circle

Where you invite your relatives over and fuck each other in once giant circle.

Yo last family reunion that Oklahoma circle was wild

by KayboySamy July 6, 2019

Oklahoma sauna

Having a beer in the shower.

After my shit day at work I had an Oklahoma Sauna

by Thecfhobbit December 12, 2019

Oklahoma Sasquatch

When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.

Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?

by BigKountry April 14, 2021

davis, oklahoma

A hick ass town that hates black people and sucks at being human fucking beings.

"Hey man have you been to Davis, Oklahoma?"
"No, why? Should I go?"
"Hell no it sucks asscheeks"

by jcool November 24, 2017

Oklahoma Whirlwind

When a man eats a large, greasy meal and gets horrible gas. He then squats above a woman’s vagina and farts. The air blowing from his ass while farting tickles the woman’s clit, causing her to orgasm.

Man Steve, after that long night of drinking and White Castle, I went home and gave Courtney the best Oklahoma Whirlwind ever.

by OhYouNastyGurl October 27, 2018

oklahoma pocket

An oklahoma pocket is a fat roll so deep that it requires it's own deodorant application and can store loose change or other valuables.

I was in the shower and I found a fresh-smelling yet sweaty $20 bill in my fat roll; these oklahoma pockets are always full of forgotten treasures.

by SubDefinee March 7, 2016