Oklahoma McSally

The practice of procuring a filet-o-fish (fish sandwich) from McDonalds and proceeding to give oneself a reach-around within the state of Oklahoma. Reach-around enthusiasts world wide still engage in heated reach around orgies and debate in what came first the Oklahoma McSally or the Texas Two Step.
Chad was pumped for his fishy Friday night. With a quick pass through the drive-thru, Chad had his hand on his hot date and was set for the Oklahoma McSally of a lifetime.
by IzicHaze February 12, 2010
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oklahoma picnic

When you butter up an ear of corn and place it in your partners rectum.
by David Andres July 06, 2018
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Oklahoma sauna

After my shit day at work I had an Oklahoma Sauna
by Thecfhobbit December 12, 2019
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Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
by TDGSR April 30, 2020
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The Oklahoma Canoe

Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.
This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.
by Mr.JM March 07, 2022
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oklahoma circle

Where you invite your relatives over and fuck each other in once giant circle.
by KayboySamy July 06, 2019
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Oklahoma Sasquatch

When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.
Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?
by BigKountry April 14, 2021
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