A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.
Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”
by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025
Get the Weed Ogremug. A sexual game in which a man pisses in a woman's mouth and the woman see how much she can spit into his asshole
by TtTrRr March 8, 2023
Get the The Ogremug. A beautiful mythological creature. Ogres are very fit as well as very handsome and very outgoing. Ogres tend to be outrageous creatures.
Ogre being ugly or self fish are only rumors so nothing to worry about. Ogres are actually very smart and intellectual.
Ogre being ugly or self fish are only rumors so nothing to worry about. Ogres are actually very smart and intellectual.
by THE ONLY DRUG DEALER September 24, 2021
Get the Ogremug. The act of trolling a troll.
Pretending to agree with someone that is stating a controversial opinion and then stating an even more controversial opinion.
Pretending to agree with someone that is stating a controversial opinion and then stating an even more controversial opinion.
Trolling:
Troll: White people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Ogreing:
Ogre: Oh, I totally agree. You are so right! Voting is racist! No one should be allowed to vote!
Troll: White people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Ogreing:
Ogre: Oh, I totally agree. You are so right! Voting is racist! No one should be allowed to vote!
by Shadeseeker August 8, 2021
Get the Ogreingmug. When you get so incredibly shit-faced that you begin to resemble an ogre and start smashing things for no reason
“Jesus Christ, Melissa got so ogred last night. She broke into the booze and drank everything, then she punched a hole through three layers of the house’s foundation.”
by MaxIsVeryFunny February 28, 2021
Get the Ogredmug. John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
by Mimuxus August 3, 2023
Get the meaty ogremug. by Noonienuts August 16, 2008
Get the Fanny Ogremug.