Made up nonsense words that .00003% of the population use to refer to themselves so that they can feel special and be offended when someone assumes that they have the genitalia that is physically situated between their legs.
Examples of unprofessional nouns include but are not limited XIM/XER/THEY/ER/EM/PER/VE/VER/XE/XEM/ZE/ZER/HIR and any other bullshit words that attention seeking individuals might attempt to compel the general population to soil otherwise grammatically sound speech.
by Fred Sampson January 15, 2024
Get the Unprofessional nounsmug. by ScrotyMcBoogerBalls May 30, 2014
Get the Drag-Ass (Noun)mug. An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Yortard - noun
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister June 15, 2013
Get the Yortard - nounmug. 
Almost a substitute for "none" or "no" but used in a slightly different manner. Used by black Americans in rural East Texas as early as the 1920s. Can still be heard.
Question : "Did you catch any fish?" Answer "I ain't got noun yet." Or: "I ain't got noun one fish."
"Bobby's always asking for money, I ain't got noun time for him."
"Bobby's always asking for money, I ain't got noun time for him."
by jared cravens July 16, 2025
Get the Nounmug. Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)
We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!
We should enslave every and all stuffers. Stuffy Enslavement Union, rejoice!
by Drooper is poggers June 14, 2021
Get the Stuffy: Noun (Plural: Stuffers)mug. You may be familiar with nouns. A noun is a name of a person, place, thing, event or idea.
A noun phrase consists of a determiner and a noun or nouns after it.
Determiners include articles like a, an and the; or possessives like my, your, and their.
Words that describe the noun are also part of the noun phrase
Example
(My sister) likes kittens more than puppies.
(The big brown Labrador) caught my attention
A noun phrase consists of a determiner and a noun or nouns after it.
Determiners include articles like a, an and the; or possessives like my, your, and their.
Words that describe the noun are also part of the noun phrase
Example
(My sister) likes kittens more than puppies.
(The big brown Labrador) caught my attention
by GDSune1211 on gd free for 4.99 September 19, 2022
Get the Noun Phrasemug.