Hot Stats Man

Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.

He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.

Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!

Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?

Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!

by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010

Get your stats up

term used when a friend/acquaintance/colleague shows no knowledge or understanding of a topic of interest.

You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"

Friend: "He got traded again?"

You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."

Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."

You: "......"

by Underdog46 November 7, 2010

Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

half stat

When u land a girl at but have to reject her coz u have a gf

Luke got a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

Stats geek

Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.

The stats geek was mad about people not thinking the way he/she did, or wanting what he/she wanted.

by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020

Hoe stat

The status of being a hoe

Dude 1: Dude, did u hear that mia fucked the whole football team?
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat

by SwagMasta42069 April 20, 2021