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mushy

'The Ginger Boffin's' colloquial slang word for a Mustache. Alternatively, the name of her Grandmothers late cat, Mushy.
"My Grandma's cat's called Mushy."
"My, my, my Jonny, you have one mighty mushy there on yow top lip."
"Stop ticklin' my bushy, with your mushy!"
by The Ginger Boffin April 17, 2008
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Mushy

Used to describe men who won't talk to girls in real life. No, he's all about that snapchat quick add life. Probably has a best friends list made of girls from private schools they have never met.
Girl: Who's that cute guy over there?
Me: it's Mushy Matt
Girl: Why do they call him mushy?
Me: He already has your Finsta but won't talk to you
Girl: How?
Me: Yes
by I got nonced June 17, 2020
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Mushy Milkshake

The sex term, “mushy milkshake”, is when a man, diarrheas into another man’s asshole, and then sticks his penis inside the man’s asshole, and keeps it in until ejaculation. Post-ejaculation, the man pours the concoction into a glass, and the two men enjoy the nice, warm, delicious Mushy Milkshake.
Trevor and his boyfriend Dylan enjoy nightly Mushy Milkshakes.
by John Tortorella December 5, 2024
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mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy
by jmat9001 April 11, 2016
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Mushy

This is the most amazing person in the world, they are a great friend and even better at stay on long calls (unless they are over 12 hours). I love you Mushy
by JestyQ January 16, 2022
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Mushy

a nicer word for fat
shes got alot of mushy
by MFCEO89 October 2, 2022
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Mushy Cranium

slang, sometimes used as a 'callout' during sexy time with a loved one.
"Oh you mushy cranium, you!" *insert orgasmic sounds here*
by Mushy-cranium June 9, 2011
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