moseley

verb: to waste one's time with excessive, empty conversation that is difficult to end

noun: the state of having been moseleyed; inadvertent, unwanted procrastination; can also refer to someone having the propensity to moseley frequently

adjective: describes one who tends to moseley

I was getting so much work done until I was moseleyed by one of the most moseley moseleys I know came in and wouldn't stop talking until 2:00am.

by DY42 April 26, 2006

Mistletoeing

As mentioned in a line from his famous Christmas song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mistletoeing refers to Andy William's favorite holiday tradition of getting two of the town's finest hookers to make out under his balls (the mistletoe) while he stood over them in a pantsless Santa Claus outfit.

There'll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year, ooh ah

by ubergods December 20, 2010

Mostestest

A way to get the final and last word when your girlfriend tells you she loves you most. I.E. replacing " I love you times Infinity" Mostestest the end all be all to say I LOVE YOU the most!

"You love me the most times infinity? Nope I love you Mostestest! "

by K Mac December 9, 2008

mistletoe

A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

mistle weenie

An uncircumcised penis. See also "hooded beggar".

Joe had the ugliest mistle weenie I ever saw.

by Greg Stamper May 11, 2008

mosteresterest

more than the most, moster, mostest, mosterest, and mosterester. the uber kill of arguments. :)

i love patrick the mosteresterest.

by chicklett October 16, 2008

Mosterist

A word that trumps 'most' and often times even 'mostest'.

I love you the mosterist.

by Serena bityercockoffe January 26, 2009