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3 day millionaire 

A syndrome common to people who refuse to work for a living, who subsist primarily on food stamps and/or child support or public assistance. It occurs around the first of the month or anytime they recieve support funds which are usually blown within a 3 day period. The money is usually spent on candy, junk food, worthless trinkets, clothes and other pointless crap.
Shanika - Why is Shantel digging through the dumpster in front of the apartment complex?

Keisha - She got that 3 day millionaire syndrome and blowed all her stamps on Skittles, Slim Jims and Hot Cheetoes so now she gotta scrounge bottles and cans for the rest of the month to buy baby formula.

Shanika - That's a damn shame. She shoulda just bought real groceries and cook shit at home.
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Multi Xillion Millionaire

God and his ministry did not realise they were multi xillion millionaires paying back the monies they had identity theft stolen the world being indigent and poor once again

Hung dog millionaire 

When Charlie savage inhales a bottle of whicky on a Friday and spits statutory rape game on Jessica. Then wakes up to become the infamous hung dog millionaire
Harry :Charlie why you so hung, just firm it pussy
Charlie: shut up you smelly saliva eating squatch

Harry : your a hung dog millionaire firm it
Hung dog millionaire by HUNG4LIFE January 17, 2023

Ping dog millionaire 

The art of pining off your tits one illicit substances but feeling some million dollars

(How To Be) A Millionaire

I've seen the future, huh, I can't afford it and
Tell you the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire
Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun (woo!)
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate (come on, come on)
For all the cards you were dealt, babe
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't! I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't!
I've seen the future, I can't afford it and

The Billionaire and the Submarine 

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen
"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"

Slumdog Billionaire 

1) what everyone associated with Slumdog Millionaire is

2) how most people feel after they watch Slumdog Millionaire

3) what winning 8 oscars did to Slumdog Millionaire
1) These actors were barely known to anyone, but after this, they're all going to be Slumdog Billionaires.

2) After her first time watching Slumdog Millionaire, Tori felt like a Slumdog Billionaire, thankful for her movie choice.

3) I can't believe Warner Brothers rejected this film! couldn't they see they would be making Slumdog Billionaires?
Slumdog Billionaire by Spydi February 23, 2009