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Messenger Minute

The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message

Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger
Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”

“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”
by ActionManly June 21, 2021
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Meysem

Meysem or also called megsen, is a very attractive dude who got a heart full of Love and gets loved by the girls. He likes anime and is very Athletic. He is a big fan of Fallout the videogame. He likes women who are smaller than him. he has a kink on Asian girls with blond hair too. pls trade him Backfire on Rocketleague it means a lot to him. He got a big dick.
OMG Its a Meysem over there he wants the backfire in Rocketleague so much so i trade him it.
by BigDiggDeeyeah April 25, 2022
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gossip messenger

A person that hears gossip about Person B from Person A, then goes and tells Person B the gossip about them
Person A “OMG DID YOU HEAR?!?!”

gossip messenger “ABOUT WHAT?”
Person A “Person B cheated on her boyfriend

Gossip messenger “😳😧”

Gossip messenger goes and tells person B about their gossip that they heard is going around the school...

person b “😞😭😭😭😭 BUT I DIDNT!!!”
by Dumdumniceface December 22, 2017
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Wayne Messmer

Forcefully shooting ejaculation in the back of one's throat.
She loves when I give her a Wayne Messmer because she knows she gave a great blowie.
by ktdawg727 September 26, 2018
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The Messenger’s Goof

a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other
ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead

message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“
by doodleoodles September 17, 2019
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Yahoo Messenger

A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.
Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.
by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022
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cody messenger

the act of destroying an entire civilisation with copious amounts of gunpowder and illegal firearms while watch itadaki seiki.
cody: *exists*

hagroinal: love you cody messenger
cody: (destroys school whilst ahaego facing)
by Hariavolo December 15, 2022
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