Melissa

Melissa is the sort of person who stabs everyone in the back. She is an attention seeker and asks for trouble (From experience) She drags her friends into her evil traps and when they look at her, it leaves a massive scare on their face saying “Piss off you pale twat!”
Also if you want to know where her anxiety comes from, it comes from her shit 😂

Her anxiety comes from her poo.

Never trust midget girl called Melissa.

by Its Your Local Chav January 10, 2020

Melissa

A stuck up bitch who thinks she knows everything but she’s really just immature, selfish, and rude. Someone who puts on a front but is truly going behind your back and using you.

“Yo that girl over there is ugly”
“Yeah, it’s Melissa. She’s such a bitch.”

by fallenlol August 31, 2020

Melissa

Melissa is the heaviest girl ever

Oh melissa is so heavy yk
yeah ik she is so heavy

by heavyasme April 21, 2023

Melissa

A full glass of ice with half Jim bean red stag and half of cherry vanilla coke

Melissa is an Awesome wife

by Will Pope December 24, 2020

Melissa

That Bitch that fucked up our escape room. Annie ass looking bitch.

Melissa is a fucking hoe and needs to mind her damn business

by Wehatemelissa March 19, 2023

Melissa

The name of a person who wasn’t loved enough as a child, and is severely uneducated. Can’t provide proof to a single thing.

Wow, did you hear Melissa tried stopping so low as to using Urban Dictionary as a legitimate citation? She’s such a Karen

by YouMadMyGuy October 18, 2021

Melissa

Honestly the sweetest girl on the planet, caring and considerate but she can have a crazy side. She's just perfect

Lola; I had a great day today!

Ria:What happened?

Lola: I got to sit next to a Melissa

Ria:AWeee so lucky!!

by Nsbebsbe November 22, 2020