by Jesus's butthole February 10, 2015
When you are invited over to your male friend’s house for a “dinner party” (which inherently is homosexual), but rather than being presented with a cute home-cooked meal, your male friend (who probably goes by the name of Angus) lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “someone has gotta eat this meatloaf!”
Hey there, blank/Angus. I know you were going to host a dinner party, but all I ask of you is that you do not serve up Angus Wangus Meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy March 05, 2024
When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.
Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!
by dbfluffypuppy May 09, 2024
Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard
by Beilfetish April 03, 2018
Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF
by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022
by ChristopherTheBoss December 07, 2011
An exceptionally fat and lazy cat that does nothing but lay around, resembling the famous ground beef dish cooked by suburban mothers and housewives across America.
"Yeah, my cat is literally a meatloaf. He's the worst."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."
"Excuse the meatloaf on the table, that's just my cat. I'll get the spray bottle."
by yiikes April 01, 2018