by nazikillla445 February 23, 2011
Get the marijuana mug.Alot of people in this place think that just because America legalizes weed, it will solve all the problems of the world. Did you ever think about laws passed on weed if it was legalized? If weed was legalized, Republican's and Democrats in the House and Senate would have a fall out on who could claim the plant. If the republicans win, Good Weed would be destroyed because corporations would hog all the product and sell us cheap shit while hustlin us, kinda fucked up right? but if the democrats got a hold of the plant and passed laws in favor of the poor farmers in the midwest, we could give them the seeds, they grow, bag and sell the product, then they contribute that money back to the poor class to be used for furthering the quality of the impoverished and bringing the poor out of the dark, then we build a giant wall or fence on the canadian and mexican borders, by which after we do all this, we increase sales and then start selling the product all across the world, thus creating a revitalization in the world economy and bringing about peace, unless your a foreign country with nuclear technology that hates us, then we might have to bomb you out of existence, im not sure, but thats my theory.
All of this and more if we can pass laws to protect the plant in the interests of the farmers, by which after we make these gradual changes, we can finally destroy the marijuana stamp act of 1937, so lets take over the government, turn it into an absolute monarchy without infringing on the constitution, just suspending the house and senate, pass the necessary laws, make our money, progress as a nation, build our fences, export our stuff to outer countries all over the world, and everything will be better, so whose with me?
by Nikki C October 29, 2006
Get the marijuana mug.is a plant that contains thc (among other chemicals) which is used recreationally or medicinally for health and or buzz. This plant can be used for oil, clothing material, fuel, plastics, paper, rope and all sorts of practical and impractical reasons. Colorado and Washington state have legalized marijuana for recreational purposes which took place, after a vote, in 2013. It is still federally illegal in those two states.
by DanDad1970 May 13, 2014
Get the marijuana mug.God's gift to mankind
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
by Lol chillen July 29, 2014
Get the Marijuana mug.A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks
by Cookierammer October 7, 2014
Get the Marijuana mug.A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!
It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.
No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!
It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.
No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Don't legalize marijuana!
by God is Dead January 23, 2015
Get the Marijuana mug.That dank ass shit your uncle and oldest brother used to smoke in the garage while you were still shitting in your diapers.
by pro90skills February 19, 2015
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