Bam Margera

Hottest guy EVER! extremely funny and a great sk8er!

Bam Margera is fuckin HOT

by Bam's Chik July 15, 2004

Bam Margera

(noun: doofus domesticus)
Bam Margera is a 27 year old (as of 2007) is a professional skateboarder, tv personality (as seen on his show on MTV, Viva La Bam), and overall loser.

As far as we know he has:
a) no real job (if it weren't for the sponsors and his parents he'd be living in a box)
b) no college education
c) barely any high school education (he dropped out because his friend literally smeared his crap on school property and got expelled; Bam did not recieve a high school diploma and to take a test to recieve his GED, under his parents' request.
d) no manners
e) no self-sufficiency skills whatsoever
f) the same goes for common sense
&...
g) up until recently he has been living with his parents, his fat uncle, and his deadbeat friends. He will most likely continue living while freeloading off of his new wife, Melissa Rothstein (let's see how long she survives...)

Dear god, save us.
Let's hope this guy wins a darwin award.

When the majority of mankind is feeling down, as if nothing on earth could be less evolved, it watches Bam Margera to make itself feel better.

by meowfox of doom April 11, 2007

Magherafelt

Also magherafel-met. A small crappy town in the middle of northen ireland.
It had a cinema but after titanic it went out of business (i dont know if that is related).
It does have a pub called the opera, which Dave Pearce sometimes DJ's at.
And Chris Eubank has been spotted in Doormans.

He's black.

I hate Magherafelt. it takes the big one. sideways. italics are cool.

by IrishDudeNotInIreland May 7, 2005

Bam Margera

Overrated high school drop out who made it big from a a piece of wood.

Bam Margera is not entertaining in the least bit except for CKY 2.

by Pat July 17, 2004

Bam Margera

An incredibly pompous tool bag who thinks he is Gods gift to earth. Can only think for himself when it includes hurting other people, destroying public property or being a general pain in the ass to everyone around him. DOES NOT LIVE IN WEST CHESTER. And because of his general lack of respect for public authority and his complete lack of common sense has been literally kicked out of not one but TWO townships and now resides in Popcopson PA, 15 MINUTES outside of West Chester. Cant hold a job, cant rent a hotel room, cant rent cars, and is generally regarded as a pain in everyone's ass and one to avoid completely.But I may be a little bit biased considering he has VOMITED ON MY SHOES!

robin:wtf why is that bam? why is he driving his fucking lame-ass lambo down gay street?? it's a ONE WAY ROAD that's like 100 years old that hasn't been paved since ironhill was woolworths. jesus christ, get a life!

Lizz: I don't care that he's going down Gay St. in his lambo I care that he's going down Gay St. in his lambo THE WRONG WAY!!!!!

Robin: what a REJECT! get out of our town, Bam Margera!

by Robin & Lizz February 18, 2009

Magery

Magery is the skill that allows you to cast spells from your spellbook with mana and magical reagents.

Dude, I've been practicing magery. Watch me cast this spell!

by Ser James August 14, 2011

Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".

Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.

by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011