Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

by Beans1122331 July 5, 2021

by X_keef October 7, 2017

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.
by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

I’ve got to clean a Lumpy off me yard
Just need to take a Lumpy and i’ll be right out
Look out, you almost stepped in that Lumpy
Just need to take a Lumpy and i’ll be right out
Look out, you almost stepped in that Lumpy
by Slang4all June 5, 2025

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
by thechilde April 25, 2008
