lumpy bronwyn

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.

dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn

by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head right after ate corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025

lumpy chunks

the result of a gassy friend consuming big red

mom!!! emma left lumpy chunks on my floor!!!!!

by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

Bob lumpis

Bob lumpis is the most sexiest woman alive and has a very sexy brother Brandon

Bob lumpis is cool

by Olive lunetta February 8, 2021