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Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!
by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009
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lumpy back

A sex position where those marks from sleeping well are rubbed against ur S.O.’s junk.
She gave him a lumpy back.
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Lumpy

Lumpy. Someone who looks/dresses cool, hot, cute, handsome.
Yoooo did you see kayne he looked lumpy af
by X_keef October 7, 2017
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lumpy bronwyn

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.
dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn
by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023
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Lumpy

Using the bathroom; a poo, or pile of poo
I’ve got to clean a Lumpy off me yard
Just need to take a Lumpy and i’ll be right out
Look out, you almost stepped in that Lumpy
by Slang4all June 5, 2025
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lumpy

tyrone is hella lumpy
by pimp67 May 28, 2022
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lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
by thechilde April 25, 2008
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