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Jeffery

Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.

Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.

Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?

Adonis: He totally is.
by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022
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Jeffery was great

Jeffery was great is that one guy who never achieved anything in life and wrote mean shit about a certain group of people on this website
Hubert: hey look that's Jeffery was great
Lia: Ugh, I hate that guy
by GShadowee March 17, 2020
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jeffery puckett

is kind and understanding. Artistic and seriously funny, too. Country quiet but like the sound of Thunder when it rains. Always thinking.

+++ Creating + Building + dreaming + doing and believing ++++++++ Put together with love.

Fireace, relentless, straight and narrow and will jump off the track to have your back. Crack of dawn two eggs over easy and at dusk is more like cheesy 🧀!! Red white and blue... Country thru and thru, always glad to see you. Truck driving good hearted man. ❤️ 💙 💜
Jeffery Puckett is Country thru and thru!
by Little Gold Digger January 4, 2024
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Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.
I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum
by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025
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hobie Jefferied

The act of getting fucked over by someone and it ruins your whole day.
Damn Janice, my day was going so well, then I got hobie jefferied by that jerk paul
by IVIerriam-Webster November 3, 2023
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