Javier

A big piece of shit that can't do anything for shit. Javier is a type of species that are known to be the only type of humans that evolve backwords. The more he talks the more brain cells die. The only creature in the universe that has negative iq scores.

Hey whats up Javier.

Bye.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Sure.
Are you high?
Am I?
You must be.
Are you racist?
What?

by Okmandudelitfamdab July 2, 2019

Javier

Fucking faggot nobody loves thinks he's tough when he's not thinks he's cool cause he choked somebody when he didn't

Javier ur such a faggot

by Searead May 3, 2018

Javier

The act of giving yourself a dirty sanchez.

I pulled out and I was in such a lust fugue I went for the Javier. dirty sanchez

by Javier66666 June 13, 2011

Javier

The name of a stuffed animal that a lot of guys seem to worship...

Guy1: Javier's upset... I was speaking to him on msn...
Guy2: He's not on msn, he's lieing on the floor!

by waheeyok July 7, 2011

Javier

Javier, Javier is a terrible person who gets multiple crushes, and doesn't know how to work with them. Makes tons of inappropriate jokes, and makes no one laugh. Also, if you ever meet a Javier one thing to look out for is that Javier likes to stab people. He's a bitch. And really ugly.

P1: Hey have you met Javier?
P2: Yes I want him to die.
P1: Lol same.

by Zhihsgisuvuvvs December 24, 2018

JAVIER

Very ugly mother fucker who is a ass hole.

Javier is a little person that has the smallest pines and he likes to act like naruto and act cute around girls.

by DAD SQUAD August 31, 2019

javier

a normal sized 13 year old he is SAVAGE AS FUCK does not give to shits about school and has a crush on a cute girl named rebecca tell him anything he will do it p.s. dont piss this nigga off he will beam a FUCKING CHAIR AT YOUR HEAD NIGGA

javier is a savage tell this nigga to throw a chair he will DO IT #savageGOD dont tell rebecca he likes her

by bootykobegang September 20, 2017