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Jarrod

Jarrod : if something has gone wrong, been broken or misconfigured in some way, there is a 10/10 chance it is Jarrods fault. Also commonly known not to be sober during these times.
"I see there's a hole in your wall, must of been Jarrod."
"I can't find my phone.. has anyone seen Jarrod?"

"Why are my friends awake at 11am in the morning since yesterday? Oh, hello there Jarrod"
by Pyro fan club September 17, 2018
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Jarod

Jarod is a world-class anus tickler who storms around the country in a tornado like movement tickling everybody's anus that he crosses paths with.

Sometimes, he likes to dress up in turtle-kneck sweaters and use spatulas to tap against windows of buses.

But most importantly, Jarod is a world-class pimp that always gets da laddiieezzz
Random guy: Owch did you just slap my butt?
Other Random guy: Lol nope, that must've been Jarod
by Mickeymouse12345678987456321 August 20, 2012
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Jarom

Jarom's are amazing, also when you have them as a brother there even better. but yes they can be rude. If you have a Jarom as a boyfriend then he will be really sweet, but he does not like anything sexual. But he trys to cuss but dosn't say that actuall word example( Fuck=Fudge)
Jarom was an amazing brother.
by JUSTGOTFOOLED#TRUTH April 22, 2018
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Jarrod Bradley

Jarrod Bradley, you are the best cunt ever!
by Riproot September 25, 2010
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Jabroni

A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.
Our roommate is such a Jabroni.
by Lindser Pants Amadeus November 16, 2010
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Jarom

A visual editing guru, such that movie goers cannot resist his stimulating productions. See Jarom Sidwell.

A symbol of nihilism and sexual pleasures. A Jarom is considered to be a douche and a narcissist by many, an opinion that stems from said nihilism and an awareness of how girls secretly desire him, respectively. If a Jarom is physically fit these symbols are converted into actions. Sexual actions.
She left me for a night with a Jarom. Again.

You have your harem, I have my Jarom.
by mienbao April 9, 2010
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jabron city

A collection of Jabronies in one single place. See definition for Jabroni.
This party is Jabron City.
by Frenchtown May 14, 2014
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